Today I'm thankful to live within a few minutes of multiple grocery stores and for the ability to drive between them to find the best price on a three pound turkey breast. I'm also thankful for the time I got to spend with my wife while we drove around on our quest for the perfect frozen turkey breast.
P.S. In a pinch, a three pound frozen turkey breast in a Wal-Mart bag could make a great weapon. I almost knocked my grill over with it tonight.